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heckacute:

I guess the breakup was sort of mutual. She wanted us to keep seeing each other, but she knew that what she had done was wrong so she accepted and understood that there was no way that I could keep dating her. I caught her putting ketchup in her macaroni and cheese so obviously I don’t ever want to see her again. 

beerburritowhiskey:

20th-century-man:

The Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco / open to pedestrian traffic only, during its opening in May 1937 (top) and on its 50th anniversary in May 1987 (bottom).

In 1987, the weight of the 300,000 people that crossed the bridge caused it to sag by 5 feet.

My dad and I were watching it live on TV and he had to assure me that the bridge wouldn’t break or collapse. 

(via npr)